Aries

Personality

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and they will absolutely never let you forget it. They burst into every room, every project, and every argument with the energy of someone who's had three espressos and just remembered they're the main character. Bold, passionate, and gloriously impulsive — they'll book the holiday, start the business, and send the strongly-worded email before anyone else has finished their morning tea. They're also fiercely loyal, brilliantly fun, and the first person to show up when you need someone in your corner. The downside? Patience is not a concept they've fully embraced yet. Nor is reading the small print.

Perfect Career

Aries was built to lead, launch, and charge headfirst into the unknown. They make brilliant entrepreneurs, athletes, surgeons, emergency responders, and military leaders — anything fast-paced where decisions need to be made now and dithering is not an option. They're also exceptional salespeople and campaigners because their enthusiasm is genuinely contagious. What they are not built for is admin, long drawn-out processes, or any job where someone else gets to make all the exciting decisions while Aries sits quietly in a meeting. That will not last long. For anyone.

Perfect Partner

Aries needs a partner who finds their whirlwind energy exciting rather than exhausting. Leo is a fantastic match — equally bold, equally dramatic, and confident enough to hold their own when Aries gets going. Two big personalities, yes, but they genuinely bring out the best in each other. Sagittarius is another brilliant pairing — adventurous, free-spirited, and absolutely up for whatever Aries has spontaneously decided to do at 7pm on a Tuesday. The key is someone who won't try to slow Aries down, but will occasionally quietly make sure they've eaten something.

Disaster Partner

Cancer is warm, loving, and deeply sensitive — which sounds lovely until Aries says something blunt without thinking and Cancer is quietly devastated for four days while Aries has already completely forgotten about it. Aries doesn't mean any harm; they're just built for speed, and feelings sometimes don't load fast enough. Capricorn is also a difficult match — they'll clash over everything from weekend plans to life goals. Capricorn wants a five-year plan; Aries has already changed direction twice since breakfast and sees no issue with this whatsoever.